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October 30, 2008

the belly, it cannot be contained


Someone asked me the other day if I was pregnant. Really?

Seriously, it can't be much longer. I have thought I was going into labor at least five times already. The doctor says it can be any day now. I keep thinking to myself, "Should I run to the grocery store? Or will this stuff just go bad? Should I run a load of wash, or will it languish there? Do I have time to finish this sandwich?"

I mean, look at this photo. It's like the mugshot for the key suspect in the great pregnant lady bank heist. As if the witness's description was, "She was five foot, five inches, and at least as wide. Or maybe she was hiding the money in her gut."

Posted by lisa at October 30, 2008 07:19 AM

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